Me: I want to buy a GPU for gaming Nvidia: yep Me: …and a crypto mining operation Nvidia: yeah nw we got you bro Me: also weird q but do you know where I can turn $100 into $100,000 Nvidia: buddy ur not gonna believe this

my printer wants me dead

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Product features you didn’t know you need:

You’re building servers one inch from the exchange with 100 gigabit connections and using generative AI to run billions of simulations, and he’s outperforming you with a fax machine that doesn’t work

I landed 107 more punches, she got a point deducted and I lost 95-94 lmfao

Bitcoin hitting 100K

High skilled immigration has been central to America leading the world in tech. The biggest misunderstand about high skill immigration stems from people thinking that the market opportunities in tech, and tech-adjacent fields, are zero sum. This essentially imagines innovation

In his 2nd term when so much abuse was flung at Manmohan Singh, he gently and famously said history will judge him more kindly than journalism. This vindication will come earlier and more completely than even he would’ve imagined.

Playing GTA after completing the storyline h/t Abhay Prahaladhan

Success is being excited to go to work and being excited to come home.

Literally crying in the Target parking lot right now. 🧵 I was struggling with unloading my toddler, my bags and wrangling an unruly cart (seriously — why do some lack power-steering?) A fire truck from Redondo Beach (E61) had just parked nearby and four firefighters got out.

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour

Airbnb properties with a dedicated workspace should also list the internet speed at the property Airbnb

The main problem with the “talk to customers” mantra in *top tier companies* is that the vast majority of your people who talk to customers are going into customer conversations for confirmation & performative heroics and not for learning & insight. So, they will cherrypick

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I made an app to turn web analytics into a Severance episode. Every page on your site is a department. /pricing is a department. /blog is a department. Your visitors are innies now. When they visit your site, they arrive through the elevator. When they navigate to another

Running a company: 2020: can you survive a pandemic? 2021: still here? we’re going to give all of your competitors $100m series A rounds. 2022: wow, you made it? okay, all engineers cost $600,000/year now. 2023: nice job! okay, SVB failed and we’re going to take away your