notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed

hey bro you left your intoxicatingly sweet scent at my apartment.. and it's fading...

This person is properly living "be kind"

when i’m drunk but my friend is drunker

separating literally anything by gender has done irreparable harm to the human species. from restrooms and clothes to hair lenght and colors, to even things like weddings and sports

the lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore

[girl petting my dog] what's his name? [me thinking about how women want to feel safe] seat belt

manifesting

single unemployed usp 4k in a silver lobby

i wish i could be him

i wanna meow my compmeowter