Is anyone else baffled at Buckingham Palace investigating claims of Meghan’s bullying but not claims that Andrew fucked a child?

Because anything is obvs always the women’s fault. Twat.

If I were more of a morning person who was generally up in time for GMB I think I’d probably boycott it.

Although I hate to give this man more airtime, the real question for me is why defending the Institution comes above all else to him, even the mental health and wellbeing of the royals themselves. Sweeping these issues under the rugs of the palace just isn’t going to do anymore.

Off. He. Fucks.

Love this woman. Rachel Reeves for PM.

This is a friend's experience of Clapham Common vigil that the Met police went wild at.

That's it lads. Go easy on the illegal gatherings of anti-mask demonstrators and football fans. It's grieving women holding a peaceful vigil that really need taught a lesson.

Please read this if you’re tweeting about the Sarah Everard case, it is so important and applies to us all: gov.uk/government/new…

WT Actual Fuck?!

So fuming about the scenes from Clapham Common I can’t even cope with Twitter tonight. International Women’s Day doesn’t even seem worth marking these days.

Nice framing here BBC. #eyeroll

Any chance UK can get Kamala Harris on loan for a bit please?

Hi Dunelm - please can I get mattress delivered soon? 2 weeks delayed and counting and I’m still sleeping on the floor! 😂

Does the 80% cut in aid for overseas sanitation projects broadly offset with Boris’ call for DIY SOS? Just a little reallocation of charity funding then.

Hi M&S - I’ve got a furniture order which has been delayed and someone promised to call me yesterday with an update but nothing yet. Please can you help?

1-0 is all well and good but WHERE IS SOUTHGATE’S WAISTCOAT?! #england #southgate #waistcoat #waistcoatgate #itscominghome

Word of the day is ‘forwallowed’ (15th century): weary from tossing and turning all night.

If RBG were here she’d be dissenting all over the place. Sad times for the women of Texas and America more broadly. #AbortionBan

Is everyone back on MySpace or what?