Y’all scared of the WRONG criminals.

“Today is only one day in all the days that will ever be. But what will happen in all the other days that ever come can depend on what you do today. It's been that way all this year. It's been that way so many times. All of war is that way.” #NoKingsDay #DumpTrump

Ain’t known a FUCKIN day of peace since FUCKIN NOVEMBER

You dropped this, clown.

If you ever wanted to know what you would do in 1939’s Nazi Germany, you’re doing it right now.

But like whyyy is the legal naturalization process for an immigrant so much more difficult than it is for a twice impeached ex-president that was convicted of 34 felonies to become president once again? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

me continuing to put myself out there after my heart and self-esteem have taken one emotional beating after another:

One of our first draft picks and a Stanley Cup Champion. Thank you for everything & best of luck, Haguer! 🦒 #VegasBorn

Coworkers: OMG, why are you always up so late? Me @ 11:30pm: ChatGBT, how do I run away?

Someday he will die.

my ex really blocked me, got in a relationship and is now engaged Imaooo the lengths mfs go to make me jealous is insane

One of my favorite things about being an unhinged feral adult woman is that I can just take an entire block of cheese to my bedroom and munch on it like a big beautiful rat 🐀

THE PUCK HAS DROPPED SEASON IX HAS BEGUN

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

flashbacks of being crazy is so funny like why did i do that