this is why amy poehler is the people’s princess

dare i say the best tv show ever made

saturday night let’s go crazy

gen z is trying to cancel kirsten dunst?

My husband made me turn off season 3, episode 3 of survivor for the Super Bowl

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

the inside of my head as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game:

El viernes dejé todo para el lunes y mañana ya es lunes

Oscars recognizing that The Family Stone is an important work

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

what spring is going to feel like

oh noooooo a child is born to homeowners with health insurance

this is when you go get a diet coke

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.