Did Gary Delaney steal my joke or did I unwittingly steal his or did we both maybe just happen to think of the same joke?

#Lyonesse cast change as Doon Mackichan steps down #london #theatre Harold Pinter Theatre uktheatre.mn.co/posts/lyonesse…

Waiting for today's Paper Cuts? Why not fix this headline in the meantime! This week the Star's headline is really quite rubbish. We know you can do better! Send us your fixes with the #fixtheheadline and you could win an exclusive Paper Cuts t-shirt!

#edinburgh foodies "swipe to like" app whatsoninedinburgh.co.uk/news/2023/11/0…

Which country has the fewest sewing machines? Singapore. #LunchPun

The Incident Room - now showing BromleyLittleTheatre #Bromley #theatre #crime #drama uktheatre.mn.co/posts/the-inci…

Churchill Theatre #Bromley site up for sale in plans for redevelopment bromleylibdems.org.uk/news/article/c…

Using just the Power of my Mind, I can tell if you had Profiteroles for Tea last night. I'm Eclair-voyant.

To calculate your #rizz quotient, award points on a scale of 1-10 per category Oxford University Press 1 physrizz-physical #attractiveness 2 bizrizz– how you rate according to your #occupation 3 desrizz –how you rate according to #postcode 4 quiz rizz– how good you are at #onlyconnect

Gary in Punderland 377, 1 to go. Back Crescent Theatre York again. Another great crowd. A small arts centre on a monday with a 730 start shouldn’t be this filthy a crowd but it was and that was excellent. Ace support was from Alun Cochrane.

**NEW ON SALE** Subrang Arts hosts Kalasetu – building cultural bridges with music and dance through a unique Indo Spanish cross cultural collaboration 💃 🎼 Kalasetu - Building Cultural Bridges 📅 Sun 24 Mar 2024 🎟 pulse.ly/cftq6a8buw Pagrav Dance Company Subrang Arts

GARY DELANEY IS COMING TO WARWICK CASTLE! 🏰 Gary is widely regarded as being the most quotable one-liner comic in the country. He will be opening Sunday night inside the iconic courtyard of Warwick Castle! skiddle.com/e/37144782

Was there one particular book that first made you fall in love with reading? 📚✨

Book review: How to Innovate - An Ancient Guide to Creative Thinking by Armand D'Angour Goodreads #ancient #Greek #Aristotle #innovation #amreading goodreads.com/book/show/5742…

Live near Rochdale Town Centre and fancy seeing Gary Delaney: On tour ? Check this out ! A night of laughs is guaranteed #rochdale #laughs #Puns #jokes Visit Rochdale whatsoccurrinrochdale.co.uk/event-details/…

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Deftly avoiding in-flight collisions while navigating the space around them, the keen ability of honey bees to craft harmonious, interlacing flight patterns is stunning. For a great study reconstructing their three-dimensional flight trajectories, enjoy: bit.ly/4dX9FBB

#Croydon #Carpark closure insidecroydon.com/2024/05/26/bus…