when your burner finally gets a follower

Nothin’ like playoff hockey on a Saturday afternoon in August

I’ll try anything at this point

Just had a New England Patriots player like one of my burner’s tweets about how bad Jarrett Stidham has been 😂 Either get behind Cam Newton or gtfoff the bandwagon!!

FUCK THIS MAN!!!! WE DEMAND CHANGE. SICK OF IT

This is why I strive to inconvenience every cyclist that crosses my path

about to be the longest 9 hours ever...

So help me god if I hear “Ojeleye for three” one more time between now and whenever this shitshow gets over

I don’t think there will ever be another kickoff Sunday that will feel this strange, but thank fucking god it’s back! #GoPats

This dude is running on steroids, adderall, and McDonald’s sweet and sour sauce. Look out.

One of the greatest to ever do it, if not the greatest. I am sad.

Didn’t expect the guy behind Dr. Steve Brule to come out with the album of the year

NFL Football at 5pm on a Monday is my SHIT

all this guy does is whine like a baby. not sure what his appeal is at this point..

The patriots are trash 😐

RIP Tommy another constant in my life taken by 2020

Just killed 2 bottles of champagne cause why the fuck not

Cam has thrown for less than 100 yards in the last 2 games. Pats are 2-0 in those games Cam newton threw for 350 against HOU, 400 against SEA. Pats were 0-2 in those games 🤔🤔🤔

“stats are for losers”