what’s a dua lipa. is it like a pokemon or somethin

you’re welcome, internet #fijiwatergirl

going to shoot my first rocket launch, and what better rocket than Elon Musk/SpaceX’s first commercial #FalconHeavy 🚀 hopefully 4 cameras and an 800mm lens will do the trick!

My view from #PlayalindaBeach 🚀 Focal length 800mm f/16, H4n audio #SpaceX #FalconHeavy #Arabsat6A #Playalinda SpaceX Elon Musk youtu.be/HqBW2Vyc00M

BREAKING: Andrew Rose, average videographer in the District of Los Angeles, has tested negative for the Coronavirus COVID-19. More details to follow.

Me: What's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Barman: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Barman: £3. Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

“it’s just like riding a bike, unless you can’t ride a bike then it’s not like riding a bike.” (new bio idea)

were you hired because you were good, or were you hired because you were free

one day you’ll have to leave this world behind too, so make sure to make it worth remembering. #RIPAvicci

what a time to be alive ✨ grateful for my family, everyone i’ve run into, and everything i’ve been able to do

QUESTION: anyone here live in Madrid?

i’m realizing these days ppl think something’s amazing based on the level of puns used in their lyrics. i could legit say ‘i call her twitter bc she smart’ and ppl would be like oOoOhhdhdjsvav 🧐

it’s amazing how immediately happier i feel when stepping foot in another town. i don’t know if there’s something wrong with me [or right]

i love the internet

WHO MAKES THESE lolol

I'll do you one better WHY IS GAMORA

celebrating the last week of my 20s at 38,000ft

30th birthday trip - 2 weeks in 1 minute -#london #berlin #madrid #malaga #geneva #vienna #nice #antibes #cannes

the pajamas from @casper/@americanair are more comfortable than anything i have at home 😭♥️ sweet dreams on this 16hr flight