It feels like this country is just sstttaaaaaaaalling. No progress happens, ever. We're all just sitting around twiddling our thumbs while everything collapses. Part of me is genuinely considering emigrating???

I just saw the X logo NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOOO FUCKIN WAY

Waiting for Barbie with a lotta fuckin’ pic’n’mix I tell ya

BARBIE IS PURE UNADULTERATED JOY

Brighton Station is designed and located so that you always end up sweaty when you get on the train, whatever the season/weather/however much time you left

Fucking pricks. Even more blood on your hands.

"Rishi Sunak isn't on the side of motorists. He is on the side of anything that will keep him in power. Look at your mortgage, look at your rent, look at the NHS, look at your energy costs. It's a diversionary tactic. Look at every other aspect of your life which is currently

Rishi Sunak's family's business Infosys boasts of its partnership with "two of the top five integrated oil and gas companies, three of the top four oilfield services providers, and five of the top 10 upstream enterprises across the oil and gas landscape.” bylinetimes.com/2022/07/19/ris…

Get bent with your greenwashing on YouTube, bp

I’m so behind on the final series of Succession but I love it it’s so FUCKED and they’re all FUCKED and it’s GREAT

Bermuda ain’t bad

I don’t post ‘ere anymore. But I am writing a book, post by post, about my life through weird objects and experiences. It’s a bit funny, a bit heavy, and a bit odd, I guess. Take a read (or don’t, I’m not your mother.) open.substack.com/pub/somesignso…

Trying to get delay repay out of Greater Anglia is like getting blood out of a stone. They cancel all trains for half a day on the 20th October and now tell me I can’t get money back because they can’t see evidence of a delay 😂

Blimey.

Big shame the BBC BBC Sport isn’t showing the figure skating when we literally have two pairs of athletes in it!

Errrr… and Keir Starmer only recently appointed a potential paedophile to be ambassador to the US…