Nodding off with Night Vale podcast in your ear is guaranteed to cause you wake up and question your sanity.

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Nothing says "professional work environment" quite like boogers on the stall wall.

this is the kind of jokes i make

I'm just learning to Twitter. Is this where we put the dick pics? #unsure #hopeful

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The social director at work says if my social presence is any indication, I eat alone a lot. #casper #allbymyself

@Wendizzle71 #snapthatchatthatshit Brian Baran Brian Baran @MARZalmighty

I think I just #snapshat my pants 😯😯😨 @Wendizzle71

My daughter just gave me a 20 min rundown of the minecraft update. You can ride a freaking pig (her words). #minecrack #daddydaughtertime

@Odmartinez9 Mmmmmmmmm....Smashburger....

We're trying harder than it looks.

Is there anything more mysterious or exciting than a #foodtruck in the distance? #hungry

@CaptainObvious Being very dead qualifies you as the most calm.

Mmmmmmmm.....nugget ham. #mysterymeat #McHam

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Facts weren't appreciated.

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