you either dated people in middle school or you’re funny now

i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig

Actually I don’t need gas anymore

Writing essays makes me fucking suicidal

I would pay to watch footage of someone doing their "own research" on vaccines. Share your screen because I am absolutely dying to know what you're looking at

If you can ride with the seat belt noise going off you are insane😂

adulthood is wild because one day you get a little sleepy and then you stay that way for the rest of your life

Betty White has died at age 99. tmz.com/2021/12/31/bet…

Alright, I’ve had enough of this abstinence shit. Who wants to deflower me?

Go to hell McDonald's fix your buggy app

If fuck around and find out was a person

People are going to look at you in the gym. It’s normal and doesn’t make them a creep.

Fuck china