One day

Shoutout to the time Joe Biden said Obama was gay and had aids.

Barack Obama: Satan worshipping Freemason gay scumbag. So is his boyfriend Micheal....err...Michelle. Never forget who these evil people really are.

Florida authorities released body cam video of golf legend Tiger Woods after his rollover crash

You gon babysit the dice or shoot nigga?

When you’re hammered and she asks “what’s my name”

watching my dumbass nephew struggle to find an easter egg that’s literally in the bush he’s looking at

Trying to remember where I hid the golden egg after my wife tells me there was a $100 bill inside:

Me blacked out at a wedding absolutely butchering the Macarena

When you give her head first time and her 🐱 PH is well balanced 🌚

Load was less than usual and she’s back to arguing “which other bitch you nuttin in?”

she can argue for 3 hours straight, but 2 minutes into the head and her jaw hurts..

when you genuinely loved her with all your heart so now 30 girls have to suffer

my garage after telling the government i don't make any profit:

*comforting my Glock… no bby it’s not true.

Ouch

When y'all start kissing and she says "go lock the door"