my favourite thing about twitter being mentioned in any article is that it’s always “x (formerly known as twitter)” 💀

you ever see a spoiler online by accident and then you gaslight yourself into forgetting it

when you’re eating eggs and it starts tasting like you’re eating eggs

hear me out, they need a LOUNGE in the movie theatre where people who just watched a movie can go and talk about it afterwards ……..

i’m not saying that white afrikaans people shouldn’t flee as refugees to the US, i’m just saying that orania has been here all along lol

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

no rsa just dna today i fear 😔

elon inserting starlink into a country he accused of genocide is so…

One mistake u are gone for good 😆😆😆

where would we be as a country if checkers didn’t close at 20:00

Facebook is going to go crazy when they see these tweets next month

A baby koala being weighed with a toy to reduce it's separation anxiety from her mom

You'll be watching a series, and they'll just randomly start playing the best song you've ever heard in your life.

When ads start popping up for stuff I’ve only thought about in my head

the automix feature is all good and well until you miss the whole first verse of your favourite song???😩

i beg your finest pardon 🥹

those 15 minutes they kill your favourite character before bringing them back to life again are brutal