I hate when I’m in the car Turnt & somebody call me 🙄 bitch I’m in da studio wtf you want

I cannot believe I’m in charge of my own finances. me, a person who had to stop playing the kim kardashian iphone game because I was spending too much real money on it

#venmome andie-petrich 🙏🏼

rapid test? you mean these guys?

high school musical 2 came out in 2007 and breaking bad came out in 2008 and they are both set in albuquerque new mexico. which means canonically troy bolton and jesse pinkman could’ve been in school together

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

If I was president I would put Netflix, Hulu, Prime, HBO, and every other streaming service in a room together and make them collectively decide how loud each volume number is

Now this… this is the type of love and care I want

Bengalorian This is that mf from Powerline in A Goofy Movie

Me @ the mf behind me in Mario Kart

FIRST LOOK: Topher Grace, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Laura Prepon, Wilmer Valderrama, and Tommy Chong return to Wisconsin to guest star on That ’90s Show!

I AM ON AN ALLTIME NATURE HEATER!

this is not a reunion. this is an execution. #pumprules

Just finished my sons 4th bday party My Stats -3 cookies eaten -3.5 pieces of pizza -2 extra pieces of crust my daughter didn’t eat -4 kids flipped upside down (yes I’m that strong) -3 juicebox holes punctured (see above for strength) -1.5 pieces of cake -14 high fives

Big Cat is back. The kids are in bed. Blizzards are on the way. Big Cat

ONE GUIDED SHOT FOR THE VIBES

FOR THE CHAT. FOR EVERYBODY. #LEGENJERRY STATUS ACHIEVED

"protect yourself and protect the people around you" I love you more than anything & you made my night too Drizzy ❤️