Today, Democrats are holding a hearing on the Washington Redskins. Gas is still at $5 per gallon. Priorities.

Maybe free some people in jail for weed here too?

dudes with 1.5 GPA be like “no cap” yeah bro and no gown either 😂

"I can feel the lbs dropping off already"

Not a coincidence

That mf dashing thru the snow fr

Merica.

This is Jetty. He never wants to hear you complain about his barking again. 13/10

Every soldier that was discharged because they didn’t want the #COVID19 vaccine should get their job back immediately.

do you ever feel super sad and you’re like wow I am the saddest girl in the world and there is no reason for it I am simply tragic but then realize you’re about to get your period and actually that’s the reason and this happens every month yet is mystifying each time

Finding 6 bald eagles on your front porch deserves endless retweets

ELECTION INTERFERANCE!

Trump: "The sky is blue" Moderator: "Well actually, that is false. A study says that the sky is green." Kamala: "The moon is made of cheese" Moderator: "Ok, next question"

Kamala’s economy is so mad, mfs need two jobs just to get by.