High on life or did you stumble in a mushroom patch? x.com/InhumanArgentu…

Oh, babe. I so did. [Slides a hand in Bucky.'s hair, hold g him firmly I to the kiss. I've missed him far too much]

[facepalms] x.com/InhumanArgentu…

Goddamn Piet, you're gonna OD one day x.com/InhumanArgentu…

You're so lucky you're adorable x.com/InhumanArgentu…

[Cheek pinches] x.com/InhumanArgentu…

[Provides Orlando Veneziano and Dᴇᴀɴ W. Bᴀʀɴᴇs. with a stroller, and a baby gate, and safety plugs for their light sockets, and twelve --

-- pacifiers... Shit, and also a bassinet] Congrats! Hopefully your lil one is more cooperative than mine. Orlando Veneziano Dᴇᴀɴ W. Bᴀʀɴᴇs.

....No. They don't. I freakin' wish they did! x.com/ConvictedCurse…

Not recently, Orlando Veneziano. [Grins a little] Little tip, they put everything in their mouths once they can grab things. And they'll --

-- pick up anything they can. Orlando Veneziano

|| Test

"I only licked one thing." x.com/MalenkayaVdova…

"It looked like caramel" x.com/MalenkayaVdova…

"I know. I wound up puking." x.com/MalenkayaVdova…

"I had it dry cleaned." x.com/MalenkayaVdova…

"I'll never lick a strange substance again." x.com/MalenkayaVdova…

Licks bbq sauce off of his hand x.com/MalenkayaVdova…

"Listen, I know what this is. I was messy with my wing dinner." x.com/MalenkayaVdova…