Hey, so have you heard? I killed Hitler.

Just in case ya' haven't heard, guess who I killed?

Yep. Hitler.

Killed 'im good.

Hey. Friendly reminder. Hitler? Yeah, I killed him.

Don't forget who killed Hitler. Me.

Jane is gonna be so proud.

Just wait until I tell mom.

That I killed Hitler.

/Hitler/.

Let's make t-shirts, babe. x.com/NotoriousWinte…

Hush. You believe me-- don'tcha? x.com/NotoriousWinte…

Happy turkey day, Orlando Veneziano. Our second one together, huh? I don't think I could be more thankful, us and our little ones, you've-

"M'here, Orlando Veneziano. A bit tipsy but here. You were gonna hunt me down? That's kinda hot."

Applies a rather obnoxious kiss to Orlando Veneziano's lips, squishing cheeks with calloused palms to boot. "Happy New Year, baby.~"

Gonna need me some pie today.

Shhh, shhh. Don't need anyone else hearing. [Tries to snuff out words with kisses against Orlando Veneziano's lips, shifty eyes definitely.]

Maybe. A bit creaky, little bit rusty. [Grumbles as Orlando Veneziano swipes whipped cream on hopefully not any gray scruff, trying to-

-stick his tongue out to graze either the whipped topping or Orlando Veneziano's finger.] Don't put me in an old folks home, alright?