Get a 14” HP Chromebook for just $219 right now bit.ly/3s0tuyY

Your driver is 3 mins away, 5 mins away, 17 mins away, 9 mins away. Guy who coded Uber is probably same who coded Windows 95 file copying.

It takes a village to raise a child!

An overview of why Dale Dougherty spreading the rumor for two years that I was fake has been so incredibly damaging to my prospects here in China. x.com/RealSexyCyborg…

Okay I got to tell this story now:

so I was pretty drunk the other night and I lost my ID, then this turns up today...

People are literally playing Connect Four on my timeline now. 280 characters was a mistake.

🌟 . * . 🌙 * * . 🛰️ . ✨ * . * Thanks @Twitter, we can always use more space 🚀 . . . . * 🌏 * 🌞 * ☄️ #280characters

This is sort of genius. 🍔🌭🍕🍟🌮🌯🥗 techcrunch.com/2017/11/09/ube…

I have a chrome extension that makes all of trump's tweets seem like they were written in crayon. This one is just a little too real for my taste.

David Ogilvy's insightful take on how perception shapes reality.

When you win solitaire on the computer.

Guys please borrow me a two year old baby I will bring it back.. I met this really cute guy at Checkers and he had a two year old baby, I told him my son is about the same age.....now we’re invited to a 2nd birthday party n I don’t have a baby to bring

The macOS High Sierra update to fix the root login issue is out, and does not require a reboot. You can (and should) install it right now.