Textual Offender (@textualoffender) 's Twitter Profile
Textual Offender

@textualoffender

Armchair Superhero. Corpse in making. Lotus Eater.

Madness is my gift, Brilliance is my curse.
'The truth must dazzle gradually Or every man be blind.' - ED

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Vardhman Jain (@lightroastguy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We have finished 30 workspace tasting sessions in March and we are not done yet. If you have an office in Bangalore that would like to taste @bonomiofficial cold brew, please fill out this form or DM. We will come with fresh brews :) forms.gle/RPArkBEh8WQMgrโ€ฆ

Blood Donors India (@blooddonorsin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#SOS #Mumbai Need #Blood Type : Any group Blood Component : blood Number of Units : 2 Primary Number : 9820099179 Patient : Keshav Nimai Das Illness : Liver Transplant Via: Trupti #BloodMatters Powered by Twitter

#SOS
#Mumbai
Need #Blood Type :  Any group
Blood Component : blood
Number of Units : 2
Primary Number : 9820099179
Patient : Keshav Nimai Das
Illness : Liver Transplant
Via: <a href="/kanadetrupti/">Trupti</a>
#BloodMatters
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Rahul Jadhav (@irahuljadhav) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A friend is looking to grow mushrooms on hardwood logs and needs Oak or Maple logs from South India. Any connects from where to source the logs? Please RT for visibility

Neha Garg (@gargneha) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A 3-year old domesticated and super handsome Spitz boy needs a forever home. He will be an amazing companion dog for a family, and will thrive beautifully. If you can open your heart and home to him, please let me know! Thank you.

A 3-year old domesticated and super handsome Spitz boy needs a forever home. He will be an amazing companion dog for a family, and will thrive beautifully. If you can open your heart and home to him, please let me know! Thank you.
fingertip feminist (@sanjanaa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So pufferfish showed me a bedsheet, and I said "that belongs to #bedsheettwitter" Then she asked me "what is bedsheet twitter?" and here we are.

Noosh (@sindhicrawford) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thread - Tragedy does not warn you before knocking on your door. A lil over 3.5 months ago, the apple of my eyes, my niece Diyara was diagnosed with a rare childhood cancer โ€“ High Risk Metastatic (Stage 4) Neuroblastoma. She woke up one morning in mid-April refusing to walk (1/8)

Noosh (@sindhicrawford) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I write to ask for two things :- 1)Donate to the fundraiser we have set up to help deal with treatment costs and help amplify bit.ly/3cMcive 2)Keep her in your prayers. (6/8)

Blue (@tinybleudancer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ok. So the foster kitties. Had a potential wonderland forever home - it's starting to look like that plan may not work.Anybody interested in adopting these two absolute snugglebuns? If within Maharashtra, we'll come drop them off. Vaccinated, litter trained. Please RT ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ

Ok. So the foster kitties. Had a potential wonderland forever home - it's starting to look like that plan may not work.Anybody interested in adopting these two absolute snugglebuns? If within Maharashtra, we'll come drop them off. Vaccinated, litter trained.
Please RT ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
Textual Offender (@textualoffender) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We are happy announce the appointment of Mr. Kinu as the new CEO. His exemplary record as biscuit maker extraordinaire sealed the deal. We will be taking no further questions at this time.

We are happy announce the appointment of Mr. Kinu as the new CEO. His exemplary record as biscuit maker extraordinaire sealed the deal. 

We will be taking no further questions at this time.