To everyone who doesn’t use a blinker…. Your mom’s a hoe

Happy 9/10/21 day. Today is the onIy day you could retweet this.

“Wanna wear my vest, it smells good”

Can we interest you in... ANOTHER GRAND SLAM?!

Another J.D. HR for the timeline 💣

We told you it was good to be home! FINAL: #RedSox 12, Astros 3 #KeepDancing

Only thing on my mind rn is wishing I could dance like Omarion and that girl he’s with in “Touch”.

Why does Zuerlein wanna give me a heart attack rn

episode 7 of the bear has to be one of the best episodes in television… ever? absolutely masterful on every level i’m FLOORED x.com/peedonyourleg/…

Always be willing to help out the very capable but lazy 🤣

Who wants to get fonkyyy with Kk Mocha for free this Thursday?! We're giving away a squad pack of tix! That's you n' 3 homies!! How to win: 👉like + retweet this post 👉tag 3 friends in the comments 👉follow RealMusic Events + The Concourse Project Winners chosen Wednesday afternoon!

10 days 😎

so excited to see Fatboy Slim close it out on Saturday!🤩🤩🤩 Seismic Dance Event

Whoever broke my dads window to his truck just to steal a cheap cowboys ice chest . We have your picture ☺️

Coach Pop when the Spurs won the Wemby Sweepstakes:

I did not watch 4 seasons of this fucking show for FUCKING TOM TO BE THE CEO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING #SuccessionHBO #Succession

BOOM BITCH! GET OUT DA WAY. Feast your eyes upon me but don't stare for too long, you might put your eye out. Snag tickets while you can! 3 day and single day tickets are on sale now. Payment plans available for only $53. seismicdanceevent.com

who gives a shit COUSIN IS IN THE BOTTOM ROW

Happy Treat Yo Self Day to one and all 💖 How did you celebrate?

Thank you Shakira and Toni…I WAS ENTERTAINED #LoveIsland