i don’t think “me and who” is cutting it anymore

once you learn your 'mom voice' you just naturally start generating an aura that draws in pathetic failgirls like the sun draws in fuckin meteorites

never given head before? it's okay, it's reaaal easy, it's just like going to church! you drop down on your knees and pretend to pray until your mommy tells you you're done!

need to make an oomf throat the strap ngl

I really do love a good botanical garden and museum date

tgirls kiss like it's the last time we will ever feel love in our lives and I think that's beautiful, if slightly haunting

check out the new Summoning Salt video that just dropped, yours truly helped with the making of it and i also feature prominently :)

trying out a new position

long distance relationships are actually pretty cool if you're an adult and not a repressed 17 yr old using your discord life as escapism from the closet

get isthm(us)ogged

What's a little hand stuff between friends

Transitioning in ur late 20’s be like

When asked about the news, Steven Sinclair said “I never take vacation, the northern lion cruise was the only thing I had to look forward.” He has not elaborated.

good pussy will deadass have u downloading destiny 2

sex tourism except its going to different cities to fuck oomfs