I need to you only save money live once ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\

the “devil’s lettuce” is coleslaw not weed

nobody: white couples after dating for 3 months : we have purchased this $7200 golden doodle and named it Bentley and we are it’s pawrents

When people announce the length of their newborn I’m like ok are they a party sub??

I just can’t be having kids they too permanent I like to cut ppl off

Yes babe you have bpd. Beautiful princess disorder

*serious situation* My brain:

Be selfish about your time and energy.

me going out fine as fuck 🤝 not taking pictures

Jesus turned water into wine but he didn’t turn your business into mine. Mind it.

im literally so happy with my life rn. nothing bothers me anymore. you wanna be weird, do that shit else where.

I been placing ppl where they belong, and life has been so peaceful.

I'm VERY obsessed w my personal space & alone time, so if I wanna spend time & talk to you, you’re very special to me..

You gotta serve a purpose to be around me in this season I’m in.

“I was born in 2007” sounds fake af nobody is born that late bro

when you push the vaccum cleaner over a spot of dirt and you hear that crackle