"when women wear makeup they're basically lying to us" i dont see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to think i have gold eyelids

my camera roll is like 90% screenshots because i just make fun of people i'm sorry i'm going to hell

Me: For Christmas I want a dragon Santa: Be realistic Me: Ok I want my life together Santa: What color do you want your dragon

me flirting: I hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you

i need a hug....e bottle of vodka asap

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

"you support gay rights so u must be gay" i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

I’ll just watch one: Episode Epison Epason Eason Season

//I legit can't stop but think of Amy and Derek while listening to "Love Me Like you Do"

//My Delia playlist is so flawless tbh

//*Sings Before I Met You* Delia

//Friendly reminder that the song of Last Christmas of when The Doctor and Clara go back to the TARDIS is called "The Doctor's Dream-

Christmas" =His dream Christmas is Clara coming back to him @TheDoctorsmithh

//Another nicely reminder that maybe Clara doesn't love The Doctor as much as he loves her because the song "Clara's dream Christmas"-

Babe singing? I though I heard angels singing outside 😍😍😍💗 x.com/AmyWhoWaits/st…

//I must hear babe Aᴍᴇʟɪᴀ Sʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅ/@ImpossibleOswal sing one day #Lifegoal 😍💗

@55d810ece0cd4bd guess who?

@55d810ece0cd4bd I'm a she ;)

@55d810ece0cd4bd I AGREE😂😂😂 It's part of the charm hon

@55d810ece0cd4bd 😉you know what's on