I dont see why girls in high school expect VS bags on their doorstep from their 17 year old bf. Chill he doesn't even have lunch money

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my heart says " hell yeah" and my mom says no

Me in class: Wait.... What happened? What do we do? What do we write? When's the test? What is this? How do you do this? What?

I HATE HEARING THE SOUND OF PEOPLE EATING

Boys who rub your back without you having to ask are the real mvp

*cringes at 9 year old me* *cringes at 13 year old me* *cringes at year ago me* *cringes at day ago me* *cringes at future me*

I LOVE BEING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT PEOPLE THOUGHT I WOULD BE

u have lips... i have lips... hmm that's interesting

College is good because you can skip a class whenever you want. College is bad because you can skip a class whenever you want.

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

i hate when people talk to me like i'm stupid

I wish my wallet came with free refills

If u smoke u die if u drink u die if u eat u die if u love u die no matter what u die so do whateva u want homie cuz u gon die anyways

Person: you need to smile more. Me: you need to fuck off.

ugly people: taken

99.9% of my sentences start with oh my god yeah no basically wait so yeah like you know oh um what well but

Stay up late, regret it in the morning, repeat.