26 tomorrow 🥺🫣🫠

I had some big news to share with Cindy Crawford....

🏡She is going up for adoption
✈️ Her paperwork has started
📅 Little bit of weight loss to go but the dates are set

I promise this is 6 minutes that will put the biggest smile on your face this weekend 🙏🥰

When you realize the age you're turning in 2024 is sounding a lil too serious

Cons of being a February baby is that going away is 10x more expensive cuz of valentines 🫠 celebrating in march then x

Been watching all the Harry Potter films for the first time and just finished Deathly Hallows part 1 😢 can I ask how long it took people to recover from dobbys death cuz I’m broken right now !

*THREAD *

A female prison officer was accused of having phone sex with a drug dealer

Accused of flirting with prisoners & wearing inappropriate clothing at work

Ruth was fired

The truth is she was a whistleblower

So they started a smear campaign to discredit her

2nd accident I’ve seen with a deer in a week, worst thing about Epping :( :( :(

Still got an hour till I play for two hours and I’m literally stood yawning :/ since when did I become a grandma x

Not Suella sitting on a bad boy piece of information

I sleep better knowing I’m not one of those people that send an offer on Vinted for £1 less than the listed price x

This Friday going homeless for the night! In a world of plenty no one should be homeless. Might sound unrealistic, but during 🦠 it proved that we could end homelessness yet as soon as lockdown ended the gov pulled funding. Please donate anything u can - justgiving.com/page/alex-whit…

Perfect timing:

My petition asking the Government to help reopen the three empty Rutherford cancer centres has just been approved.

Capable of helping 20,000 patients a year.

Please sign and share.

Let's force some positive action for a change.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6447…

Playing in Ibiza was something else 😭❤️ made even more special having so many people I lovee there, heart is so full after the best week 🫶🏼

The excitement is realllll flying to Ibiza today with my best friends to open the terrace at Cova Santa tomorrow ❤️❤️❤️❤️ someone pinch me x

Because people used to have a sense of humour and the world hadn't gone mad

So excited to be back in Ibiza next week 😍

Only I would book tickets at vue cinema Westfield shepards bush thinking it was Stratford Westfield n turn up to the wrong one 🥲🥲🥲 how to say ur not a ldn girl without saying it ?

Yh she took the piss uno

The best time yesterday my first time playing in Italy 💕 the After Caposile energy is special 🧚🏼‍♀️

Counting down the days hours mins n seconds I’m that excited 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹