Wait till you have a child you won’t be saying that lol x

eat out to help out. schools staying open. borders staying open. no testing at airports. masks only mandatory from july. mixing households at christmas. government bars staying open. pay rises for mps. encouraging people to return to work... & you’re guilt shaming us ???

We believe this man may be my father in law. He has been missing for nearly 7 years. If you see this man in Glasgow could you please try and get another photo for the family to get a better look. Don't confront him in case it scares him off. Thank you.

I miss all the attention you get when the waiter brings you a sizzling fajita skillet

Without sounding like Prince Andrew, it’s really nice seeing and hearing school children this morning, feels like normal 🤗

Grandad recently lost his job and my granny is furloughed due to covid, anyone know any supermarkets, nightshift places looking for staff? Both are struggling just now and trying to do anything to help 😢 If anyone could retweet this it would really help x

Actually feel like greeting at the thought of us getting back to normality this summer

Me with contactless payments when the pubs n clubs reopen

cheers i’m crying. nice one

My mum won’t pick me up from the hen do because she’s got running at 7am. To that I say, don’t have kids if you can’t look after them x

Can’t believe lockdown gave me the best part of 2 years to diet and save up and I done neither xx now what

some people’s thought processes irritate me so much 🥴🥴🥴 like how tf u think like that

I’m SICK TO DEATH of putting petrol in my car