When no one listens to u and u feel like well, their loss they didn’t hear what u had to say but in reality, u have a strained voice and ur head hurts because u tried to make ur point. That is literally so sad.

When ppl text u three hours later with an “LOL” but u know It’s to prove a point or to make u look dumb..that isn’t right. Screw u Barb.

When someone talks with their mouth full 0/10. A classic pet peeve, BUT there r still ppl that do it. Lets put it this way, don’t do it for me, do it for yourself and the likelihood that you will choke.

When ppl compare ur dinner to basically, microwaveable meals: 0/10 and say “its their fav.” Just don’t give me a compliment then Barb. You clearly can’t hide hide your emotions. I’m sorry you couldn’t cook ur famous potato salad with soy sauce. No one wanted it.

I think people can be considered old news.

Whenever I go to Walmart during this quarantine season I’m literally asking for it..#infectmedaddy

I’m over ppl asking me why I don’t smile. Maybe it’s because I’m just consistently unimpressed and you’re constantly blocking my way Karen.

I think my worst feature are my cuticles..they r literally pouring with build-up I have to constantly remove them. I think everyone’s worst feature should seriously be their cuticles..you’ll be less worried about ur honker of a nose.

Glossy lips: 11/10 I love them. I’m over matte rn.

That feeling like you’re about to get in trouble...is probably the worst feeling in the entire world. 0/10

I think I’m currently on a new legging journey and rn it’s mistake after mistake. Leggings that only go a little over the knee -10/10 i literally looked like I had a pair of logs as LEGS.

I don’t understand how someone can just talk about themselves for days and be extremely unaware. Literally Barb is a nightmare

#NeverHaveIEver literally reminds of me of having bushy eyebrows and a mild moustache in high school..I love it.

Millennials: 4/10 they just poorly steal your outfits after making fun of your outfits, make bread and try to copy your Instagram feed.

Judging someone’s food order in order to make dinner conversation is really messed up...sorry I didn’t want eel asshole.

Peoples personal style making u annoyed is a thing.

I think ppl have really ruined gold chains.

Ppl that actively choose to eat sablefish when they go out: 0/10. Lets just put it this way, there r two types of ppl in this world: ppl and ppl that eat sablefish. Get the Alfredo Martha you’re better off.