Idk how people drop their life savings on gambling I feel suicidal when I spent $20 on DoorDash and the food ends up being mid

In 2006, you could go to Walmart half-drunk at 3 a.m. and walk out with a live lobster, cheap lingerie and a handgun.

Ngl the music your parents introduce you to stays with you forever

You can tell black people the full plans and they’ll still say “okay just let me know.” NIGGA I JUST DID!!!

Life do b getting crazy tho lol

Idk what y’all are talking about, this goes crazyyyy

LMAOOO cmon man

Make em 49.99 for a ole playa then nefew

SahBabii say “that nigga sweet like a 50 cent brownie, with the M&M’s in it”. Bro had to be writing lyrics on the way to the corner store

Boy I know they having a ball

ICE worried about immigrants and we got people like this born in the states. Put her ass in the Chokey for life

Coleslaw??

Haven’t played COD in a year, jumped right back into that mf like Alonzo

“do you smoke?” non smokers: “no” cig smokers: “yes” weed smokers: “smoke what?”

I know they didn’t just call this woman “glamorous”?? Boyyy…

When you hear "Ion give af about none of that" at a kickback 👀

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

Getting hit in the face with this ball while it was wet builds character oml

how listening to human nature feels

“What he say?”