No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please.

i’m tired of ragebait i want lovebait and gigglebait and joybait

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I

Whole Foods doesn’t even sell pearl onions anymore which is a great look at where we are in society

do NOT fly while congested I was taking minecraft tick damage for all 30,000 feet of our descent. I’m talking ergh… ough... augh…

the concept of unskilled labour is a capitalist myth used to justify paying huge swathes of society poverty wages

bad news twin: time is flying good news: you the pilot twin u the fuckin pilot

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

european tourists on vacation in the states have access to exclusive jean-ripping and stitching technology that nobody else in the world does

I want an OLD SCHOOL beach day! I wanna set up early and be there all mf day. I wanna fall asleep & wake up and each a sammich and each bite have a lil sand in it. Then I wanna make a sand castle than rinse off and play with the boogie board. Then I wanna go back to the hotel

wondering why my skin was so bad in 2016 mind you i was using witch hazel as a toner st ives charcoal scrub as a cleanser the mario badescu spray and then combining apple cider vinegar and the aztec clay as a mask

Me girl me stupid!!! 💗Boyfriend man💗 man smart 💗💗💗💗 boyfriend better than me girl 💗🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀

How much hair each size of my invention can hold:

does anybody else have an irrational contempt for graza olive oil. olive oil should be in a glass bottle with an italian man on it not a squirt bottle

Everything really did pass and I am okay again

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through underground networks. where octopuses dream. where elephants return to the bones of their dead and stand over them in silence. where bees communicate through dance, showing each other where to fly. where flowers

Knowing you operate in good faith and people will still hate or misunderstand you but you are free