I’ve been told I’m very good at discussing my book pitch in person and my expressiveness makes the ideas clearer so agents and publishers this is my official request to come to ur homes with a PowerPoint presentation.

Honestly getting a puppy for your mental health is the millennial/gen z equivalent of having kids to save the marriage.

was every chinese dad like this aklsdjaskldj

Man i almost never post here anymore lol. Still on instagram (amesvstheworld) and tumblr (amesliu) though.

Okay I literally work in apparel design right now and I made bigger graphics for bigger shirts once and they told me not to do that anymore because it takes too long to press

U ever get so good at ur job they create a whole new department for you to lead

omg that’s oomf

Yeah. I was in Boston Pizza rendering a nipple the other day.

first of all. weird to be proud of being scrappy doo from the scooby doo movie. second. it clearly doesn’t bc it can’t even follow the 180 degree rule for a simple shot reverse shot

this is shit from an ass and removes the main thing that makes tumblr fun and interesting and creator friendly. I go on tumblr to get away from twitter not to play in a clone of it. i’ve been here since 2011 and this is probably top 3 stupidest ideas ever.

pre orders have a ship date and therefore if more is ordered than can be feasibly made by that date it has to be closed. (source: i work in apparel production with clients whose shops offer preorders)