toddlers find the weirdest shit on youtube like why are u watching a poorly animated video of sonic the hedgehogs funeral?? and why is mario there??

bro (seductively)

parrots can literally talk, why is everyone so ok with it

british people can finally stop faking their accent and talk normally

ppl only say “sus” because they can’t spell suspishus

why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

i love asking 7 different ppl for advice then do what i want

If i saw a guy cry during the national anthem i would cheat on him

Any normal person knows what’s going on here 😂

I belong to the sheets.

Loaded chicken fries with spicy feta sauce at Bristol Rovers 😮‍💨😮‍💨 Bristol Rovers Footy Scran The Greek Graze Co

WhatsApp down😂 #WhatsApp

when my child dresses up as the cost of living because apparently nothing is scarier than that :)

i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it

She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk

who in their right mind would build a bear into this world right now???

Bisexuals should do a gender reveal party when introducing their partner to their friends

me and my chatgpt

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imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again