mother’s day cards: you raised me ♥️ you cooked for me 😋 you loved me 🥰 father’s day cards: happy birthday or whatever, fart idiot

TFW your brother's #wedding is rescheduled TWICE due to #COVID19 and you still have to give speech . . . #bestman #bestmanspeech #speech

White Lady Christmas ends with The Black Lady 2 oz Creme de Menthe 1 oz Grenadine 2 oz Lemon Juice 2/3 oz Cointreau 1/3 oz Blue Curaçao @ Rockville Centre, New York instagram.com/p/Cm2cNhmvXRm/…

The Bronco Buster 1 oz Rye 1 oz Apple Brandy .75 oz Lemon Juice .75 oz Cointreau instagram.com/p/CnITXB7PVyO/…

The Diet Cokagne/Tom Hanks 8 oz Champagne 4 oz Champagne instagram.com/p/CnYKiNqt36Z/…

Can't believe I've never made just a regular-ass margarita The Classic Margarita 2oz Silver Tequila 1.5oz Cointreau (or Triple Sec for a less strong drink) 1.5oz Lime Juice @ Rockville Centre, New York instagram.com/p/Cnav3KeMzzo/…

Got a Brunch Date coming up? The Breakfast Martini 1.5 oz Gin .5 oz Lemon .5 oz Triple Sec .5 oz Orange Marmalade instagram.com/p/Cn8KxQutceo/…

Fair payment on streams.

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EXCLUSIVE: we have uncovered the #classifieddocuments found in several politicians' homes

The Semester Abroad 2 oz Rye 1 oz Triple Sec .5 oz Fernet Branca instagram.com/p/CogRb4bt4wF/…

Don't forget to watch Rihanna at the #SuperBowlHalftimeShow . . . #superbowl #SuperBowlLVII #SuperBowl2023

The Whiskey Daisy Number 1 1.5 oz Bourbon .5 oz Triple Sec .5 oz Lemon Juice .25 oz Grenadine instagram.com/p/Co00O7ANxRM/…

Watching P!nk talking with Carson Daly on the @HodaAndJenna Today Show a few blocks and 20 years removed from MTV TRL is like watching 2 friends get coffee together across the street from the nightclub where they used to tear it up "back in the day"

Say hello to our new drummer, Dummy! He may not be alive, instagram.com/p/CpAj_8GuE-f/…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CpGB3buuveO/…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CpGCcuFOrI6/…

I did not bit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not bit her. I did NAHHT. O hai Shark #bigshark #tommywisseau #theroom #movie

#MammaMia (#ABBA #punk rock #cover) by Amber Lamps LIVE @ Playing on the Porch youtu.be/EF_iIutDTGQ RVC Chamber

You don't think #10000gecs is maybe too many gecs? I mean how many does any one person REALLY need?