i do not want a “job” or a “career”. i want a “nap” and a “small kiss on the forehead”

Did you guys know this?

Roses are red Love is pain

hear me out: what if every single one of us didn’t pay our student loans. like what would they do just keep calling us

Casual reminder for anyone that'll be drunk around their family for the holidays.

I proposed a toast to my sis and her engagement today and she goes “hang in let me put down these chicken wings” 😂

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

no more main character energy for 2022... i would like to be the side character....let me show up in a fun outfit and drop a devastating zinger and enjoy my low-stakes b plot.......let someone else do the self-reflection and growth part thank you

On groundhog day we are reminded that really no one is in a position to be making fun of astrology girls

When you go to shake a guys hand and he gives you that little half assed finger grab hand shake because you’re a girl

Jared Leto’s island cult is simply not discussed enough

"My family went from segregation to the Supreme Court in one generation," Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson says at the White House. "I am the dream and hope of the slave," she adds, quoting Maya Angelou.

What does it say about me that one of my comfort movies is Sin City?

Whataburger gave me 2 fruit snacks in my kids meal and it’s nice to finally have something good happen to me

besties the important thing to remember is that sometimes? we are sad. but always? we are sexy.

Maria Whang Od Oggay, popularly known as Apo Whang Od. At age 106, she is the oldest tattoo artist from the Northern Mountain in the Philippines and has just appeared on the cover of Vogue magazine #WomensArt