I put my phone on DND, on G-O-D, a deity 🤞🏽

What about big nostrils

pero dale easy, easy... que sabes que soy piscis...

My politics is whatever this is

I LOVE RAIN!!!

Turned off my car’s AC to dry scoop some pre workout and almost passed out when I didn’t turn it back on fast enough

I swear I have like a 10ft+ aura in the gym that makes everyone around me go harder than normal Y’all are welcome 🫶🏽

BREAKING: This evening alone, the United States of America has been struck by no fewer than 6 natural disasters. A thread on these events. 🧵 First, a massive flash flood has torn through Yellowstone National Park destroying roads and bridges. x.com/YellowstoneNPS…

Idk how some people fast for 48+ hours, I haven’t missed a meal in 28 years

Can't be said enough

Eyes on Summer like CYCLOPS ‼️👁 music.apple.com/us/album/reckl…

Randomly remembering and realizing that I had way too many frozen pizzas during law school

Physically? Feeling like a Greek statue. Mentally? Crumbling like a Greek statue.

Today’s chest/shoulders/arms day is going to reach diabolical levels…

Drake + Zhu that’s what this is

what a fucking abomination

do not start. with those sky booms. i don’t like them. and you don’t deserve them

My oil painting of Sushi