This is not the calendar-based joke you’re looking for.

Book recommendation! LEADING MAN by Justin Myers is out on Thursday. If you’ve read his writing on here as Justin Myers you won’t be surprised that it’s hilarious. And if you’ve read any of his other books you’ll agree that he’s the undisputed king of the modern romcom. Enjoy!

I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye.

Perhaps I shall see some of you next week.
If we meet, the password is BLACKBIRD.
#SomebodyToldMe

2024 is 33% complete. [245 days remaining]

Dudes rock moment

Come along - bring a pen and paper for lots of FUN a drawing, doodling and other stuff. #TomGatesBookOfEverything

Has there ever been a book with so much press and publicity that achieved so few sales?

📣To those wanting to show solidarity to Dr Sarah Benn who has been suspended by GMC for 5 months after engaging in peaceful climate action- PLEASE do the following quick actions in this 🧵/

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Adam Kay Dr Rachel Clarke Dr Janaway Partha S Kar 🇮🇳🇬🇧🏏🎥 David Oliver George Monbiot

2024 is 31% complete.

Your function is to determine whether a doctor's ability to do their job is impaired, not whatever the fuck this is #defundthegmc

One of my comedy idols Paula Pell is having a moment with Girls5eva so it’s important we revisit this incredible bit

Hi Adam Kay. My employer Benefact Group is giving £5k to 10 health and wellbeing charities this week with nominations open now!

Could you please share the link with followers and encourage them to nominate?

Thank you!

Arrived in Sydney after a lovely week in Melbourne. Thanks to everyone who has made it such a fun trip so far and apologies to everyone who missed out on tickets this time round - I’ll have to come back.

Sense seen. Thank you to everyone who made noise and got this changed.

This is EXCELLENT and FREE. Your two favourite things!

I picked up a locum shift while Charlotte Ivers was away - here’s a review of the sensational Opheem in today’s Sunday Times. thetimes.co.uk/article/c08e75…

I think my plane has changed its mind about flying over Iran.

Weasel words from NHS England's Chief Stategy Officer. Your bio states that you're 'on a mission to inform and explain what's going on in the NHS.' Based on this - very badly. You are in fact withdrawing a lifesaving service for doctors NOT supplied elsewhere. Please reconsider.

💥 NHS STAFF 💥

Please consider signing this open letter to Victoria Atkins & Amanda Pritchard at NHS England expressing your dismay at their extraordinary decision to cut NHS Practitioner Health funding for hospital staff.

Please share widely 🙏

Letter here:

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