the mcdonald's employee who snitched... did you get a raise? paid time off? HEALTH INSURANCE? good luck getting the reward money from the nypd

i can barely stay up til 11PM now. auntie be tired

I’m tryna remember did I talk my teachers head off during our free time or just talk to my friends? Bc Gahdamn my kids don’t stop talking.

It’s always fucking something. Why a damn deer hit me this morning otw to work.

"I gotta pee again" LMFAOOO

College+ showed me that’s a lot of mfkers weren’t parented or even raised. Just housed, fed, & tolerated until it was legal to unleash them on the rest of us

I am flaky as hell the allegations are true. But I’m there when you NEED me!

I’m no better than an old person

I ordered food last night then went to sleep. Woke up & that shit was outside all night 😭

im so in denial i keep tapping on this damn app😭😭

we could’ve had til 12am but ok.

BRO I JUST OPENED TIKTOK THREE TIMES WITHIN A MINUTE BC I KEEP FORGETTING ITS GONE

Tia Kemp calls someone’s baby daddy that has 9 children 😂😂😂

Just remembered this and it’s still just as funny 😂🤣🤣🤣

i can be really mean when i’m overstimulated

#1 pet peeve. Over extending and UNDER DELIVERING… how you say you gon do something (that i never asked you to do) and not only don’t do it, but no urgency. Just move plz lmao

On an ordinary day, Jesus can do extra ordinary things …. Thank you God!

"I gotta pee again" LMFAOOO