To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before they opened their mouth

so just as an experiment I put the president's ~supremely~ awkward oval office moment to the Veep closing credits theme song just now. uhh it works v well. x.com/arlenparsa/sta…

Don’t talk back to me.

The Senate doesn’t decide who we are. The Senate doesn’t decide how women are treated in this country. We do. All of us, together. #TIMESUP (4/4)

My personality type is doesn’t trust a guy who’s holding a fish in his dating profile.

Am I the only one who feels like I’ll be on my death bed realizing I never fully ever caught up with my emails?

Went to a movie theater without pre-assigned seating today and it honestly felt like fighting for my life during an apocalypse

Miley Cyrus shaving her head, swinging on a wrecking ball in her underwear and still ending up married to Liam Hemsworth is just the amount of hope that gets me through each day.

Is LinkedIn officially the new tinder? Asking for a friend.

It’s 2019. Where’s Postmates for puppies?

One of those days where I wish Wii Sports was still cool.

“Happy birthday to me!” - Diana Ross, also me at any restaurant where there’s a chance I’d get free cake

Sometimes the internet’s a cool place.

Feeling the love NYC 💓

i don't follow Marvel movies that close so i get confused when they're always like "actually...I think I know someone who can help us.." and someone says "u gotta be kidding me" and the movie cuts to the guy. You're just supposed to know who that is. Who are all these guys

Can we have work outside today?

My parents paid $160k for me to go to NYU which is objectively hilarious

The only thing I’m looking forward to is the end of people saying “I’m a hugger!”

I’ve been working on a collection of essays for the past year and couldn’t be more thrilled that @nymag has published “Buying Myself Back”. This is an extremely personal piece about image, power and consent. Thank you to the entire New York magazine team for this opportunity

Today is a good day. It’s easier to be a parent this morning. Character MATTERS. Being a good person MATTERS. This is a big deal. It’s easy to do it the cheap way and get away with stuff — but it comes back around. Today is a good day. #PresidentBiden #VotersDecided