my dad’s name is bill, which is a super sick dad name. what’s ur dad’s name

sad but chillin

did you know! it’s actually illegal to not text me back when i’m bored and want attention! are you really willing to risk federal prison

Imagine: you graduate from Bow. Years later you’re on the bachelor and get to hometowns. You take him to the com for the Sunday music shows, show him trees, and end the night eating a bagel with an iced coffee from Dunkin. He cancels the show because he lost all faith in love.

my father is insane.

If u live in this area please text ur friends kindly and ask them to go home. I genuinely don’t think people understand how rebelling against social distancing could make this worse for everyone 🙏🏻

You can take the boy out of Manchester, New Hampshire, but you can’t take the Manchester, New Hampshire out of the boy.

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

Note: if you say this debate was a shitshow without noting whose fault it was, you are part of the problem.

When I first ran for Senate, we put up a billboard that said, “Joe Biden: For all our families.” It’s a motto that has guided me throughout my career. It doesn’t matter if you’re a Democrat or Republican—I’ll be a president for all Americans, not just the ones who vote for me.

trump getting Covid on the first of October during a full moon??? the witch girls are not SLICKKKK

If I could vote in America, I’d vote with kindness.

Noting to see her...just litTle avoCado tequila