hey Zach Bryan you tryna drink a beer from my softball team’s booth at the pilgrimage festival this weekend or 🫶🏻👀

what are the chances that Zach Bryan sings ‘sweet deann’ this weekend at the pilgrimage bc I need him to 😭🫶🏻

Me to a student: I like your hoodie! Student: thanks I got it for my birthday Me: oh really? When was your birthday? Student: just a few days ago on May 7th I love kids 💀😂

The chokehold that Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift has on me is INSANE.

This is our Roman Empire.

I am so unhealthily obsessed w Taylor Swift & Travis kelce rn like I cannotttttt 😭 this is my Roman Empire

the music in The Summer I Turned Pretty — SPEECHLESS but especially Exile in the last episode got me 😭😭😭😭

just started putting everything I want into my Amazon cart so if anyone has $175 they want to give me, just lmk thx

It’s about to be 2024 and I’m still watching One Tree Hill, with no shame

what is *NSYNC’s best song and why is it ‘merry Christmas, happy holidays’

what truly goes wrong in a persons brain to make them say “yanno what? f my kids, I’m gonna act like they don’t exist” bc as I’ve grown older, I feel like I’ve needed my dad more now than I did when I was younger.. & he’s just not here bc he simply doesn’t want to be lol

I need a Disney trip asap 😭

come as you are, I love this bar

you ever just get depressed & think “damn im never gonna pass my praxis” bc that’s me rn

Deciding to get up

dirty baaaaabe you see these shackles baby i'm your slave

Calvin: “mY eX wIfE tAkEs AlL mY mOnEy” Also Calvin: buys his sister wife a brand new car Plz be so fr rn

Morgan Wallen brought out Peyton Manning, Josh Heupel, Nico Iamaleava and Bru McCoy for his Sunday show at Neyland Stadium. Manning came out in full Vols uniform.

are you kidding me