“Pues Dios aprieta pero no aorca…ósea a mi no jaja”

He look like a racist Care Bear

i know i’m gonna be alone forever because one time i went on a date with a guy who told me he was an optometrist for the veterans association and i said “haven’t they seen enough”

Fuck Donald Trump Fuck ICE Daily reminder. 🤗

Another year of collecting fridge magnets from foreign lands for my mum instead of giving her a grandchild

My favorite🥰 Nicole

i will be partaking in opposite lent actually, where i indulge in my worst behaviors for 40 days

We lose an hour of sleep but gain it in happiness😭☀️

“El cuerpo es sabio, escúchalo” Mi cuerpo adicto al azúcar: “cómete toda la caja de galletas”

Trying to get everything squared away at work before this 4 day weekend

Can’t wait to be dancing to some delicious house music on Hollywood Blvd with the homies🤠

I love the good things in life. I was made for them.

People constantly thinking the universe is against them and still fail to take a look INWARD.

Just got my first gig?! lets run it!! 😈 Denver afters friday!!!

Me

Said I would hire movers next time we moved pero me duele el codo😅

most “legal” latinos thinking they’re superior is crazy when they’re really just the product of geographical and situational luck