Bobby would never think such a thing.

Quarantine really messed up my eating habits. Idk how to eat with decorum. I’m at the restaurant tearing apart a flat like Saturn

Vietnam is awesome, 10/10

Life Magazine, October 1915

I wanna be Guyanese

basically

Anora no intimacy coordinator, Brutalist AI, Karla Gascon racist tweets, Fernanda blackface… we have no choice but to give best picture to Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

The Simpsons covered this. Man the harpoons, I’m not going out like Lenny

What if the lady in Pakistan was actually sent by Lumen?

Con Ed raked in BILLIONS in profits, paid their executives handsomely, and now they want regular New Yorkers to foot the bill for ANOTHER rate hike?! GTFOH. Enough is enough! Working people should not be forced to subsidize corporate greed. It’s time for public power!

Drake rn: mi tink mi gwan tek mi own life I am the first person to post this

Happy birthday Elmo, keep Shining you brilliant diamond

Breaking news: Joe Biden will be auditioning for Wilhelmina Models

This is the only good thing now, speaker system improved by 15% over 30 years and now the conductors have jokes

My New Year’s resolution is to get into gambling. Everyone looks to be having so much fun

Incredible television on right now, I’m getting my circus, but where’s my bread?

Actually, he didn’t say this, or anything for that matter. His words were muffled by the turkey

This fish is taunting me. I’m going to fight this fish. Wipe that grin off your face