”ՏՕɾɾՎ ƘÍԺ, Ҍմե վօմ'ɾҼ ʍՎ ԹՄԹԹҼԵ ՂՕW!” -New to verse -Knows Gravity Falls well -Mostly Detailed

“You mean they haven't told you!? That's a shame, it was /HILARIOUS/! For me at least! Didn't do Pine Tree's body much good though!” x.com/olsixer/status…

[ My name is Stanford Pines and I'm about to tell you my life story. First of all the triangle fucked me over. ]