Takei is fighting for something bigger than a world title: enough notoriety for the people paid to commentate his fights to know how to pronounce his two syllable name

“Die Hard is a Christmas movie”-ass take. How many times must we see this observation made on here.

Nah, this is the craziest video I've ever seen

I am one more epic quote tweet away from her letting me see my son again

There’s this weird slippage people do where by “peaceful” they mean “lawful” but then they want to use MLK as an example and seem to forget where “letter from Birmingham Jail” was written from

the one thing that unites all harvard ass holes from every point on the political spectrum is how many fucking times they're going to tell you, in how many cute ways, that they went to fucking harvard

The waiter told me they were out of chocolate milk and could only serve white milk. I refused and then left the establishment.

No matter how hungry a lion is, he will never eat grass.

students are protesting genocide not because they care about senseless death but because they’re doing it to annoy me, the most important opinion columnist in the world

kinda wild how quickly the complaints went from 'student protesters are harassing zionist students' to 'student protesters refuse to harass zionists adults who are hanging around campus for some reason'

Interesting that every killing by every cop is just a single bad apple that never spoils the bunch, while every protest by and on behalf of marginalized people must be flawlessly perfect, lest all participants deserve the brutality the police exist to deliver to them.

Straight up looks like it’s from the instructions manual for Goldeneye N64

Blackthorne: You tell him there is nothing wrong with preferring a dub. In fact it is perfectly natural to want to understand what it is you are listening to. Quite a logical argument for investing hours into something leisurely I assure you

Mariko: the anjin cannot read

Blackthorne: You tell him that despite being called “Endless Shrimp” it does in fact have a limit. The dogs and charlatans at Red Lobster have created a lie and I intend to speak my mind about it. There needs to be accountability!

Mariko: the Anjin is upset about shrimp

“polyamory is cringe” “being bisexual is cringe” “nonbinary is cringe”….. all these people exist and are normal in the real world. your sample is simply skewed to people who talk about these things online. posting is cringe. that is the connecting thread.

Venus Weeping over the Death of Adonis, French School, 15th Century, 📸 by Jeff Bottari

Judith with the Head of Holofernes, by Charles Mellin, 1630, 📸 by Brian Babineau

JK Rowling was 39 years old in 2004

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖, Kate Martin! ♦️♠️