.Elon Musk gives multiple poses on the #BreakthroughPrize red carpet

I can't believe there was ever a time where I thought this lumpy freak was a good guy. we should all get some pitchforks and torches and chase him around philadelphia like frankensteins monster

as wedding season kicks off, please remember this truth: nobody in history has ever said 'I wish that wedding ceremony was longer'

This is so fucking stupid. Something that could’ve been so easily prevented by the Biden administration. Now we’ve to bite our nails and pray that we’re not witnessing the beginning of the next world war.

Congratulations to the American trifecta of Jake Sullivan, Tony Blinken and Bill Burns for guiding world politics to somewhere even stupider than it was before

wild-eyed and blood pooling in his mouth, disposable vape still firmly clutched in his fist as he draws back for the punch

They were children aged 4, 8, and 10

maybe just get a car, man

I think it'd probably be really fun to drive into one of these full speed

31 people have died awaiting trial at Rikers since Eric Adams became mayor. If you’re wondering why you didn’t hear about it—that’s intentional—Eric Adams administration ended the policy of informing the public of the deaths.

This is really bad. As I have said to my Arab, Palestinian, & Muslim friends before, criticizing & opposing Israel is fine. Joining hands with antisemites, white nationalists, & Holocaust deniers isn’t.

Fuentes is no friend of Arabs, Jews, or Muslims. He’s a far-right extremist.

Sitting in my hot car with all the windows rolled up.

I will only get out if someone in this parking lot cares enough to save me.

the amount of chest hair frasier displays in the pilot episode is fucking insane. he looks like he has a sweater on underneath his bathrobe. he looks like austin powers. he looks like he's wearing the bottom half of a gorilla costume

Legendary tenor Luciano Pavarotti kept secret stashes of pasta to snack on while performing trib.al/EKgBASs

it's a de facto rule of twitter that the ppl who run the company are invariably really bad at posting but linda is on another level. not a single one of her posts would pass the turing test

*ice t SVU voice* the kids call it GROUCHING

if you're wondering why the nyc earthquake is getting more press than earthquakes that happen in california, it's because new york is more important than california and the things that happen here matter more

this is the fastest merch turnaround I've ever seen in my life

if history is any lesson, this means the bot problem is abt to get 50x worse