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@alouderkiwi91

Proud Mancunian. Lifelong Girls Aloud fanatic. Sarcasm personified. Writer and avid music lover.

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onii ๐š (@__onixivy_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Beyoncรฉ gave birth to twins after a high-risk pregnancy. She developed toxemia and preeclampsia, had an emergency C-section, and described the delivery as extremely difficult. At one point (in her docu) saying one of her twinsโ€™ hearts stopped in the womb. Less than a year later,

๐ŸŽ— Kerry ๐ŸŽ— (@alouderkiwi91) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is what I think when I'm on a closing shift & someone's parading around with their toddler like it's completely normal, honey buy your fucking eyelashes & hairspray some other time & go put that baby to FUCKING. BED.

Cheryl News (@cheryinews2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

๐ŸŽฅ: Cheryl shares her support for the campaign to increase the social media age in the UK ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Raise The Age โžก๏ธ: raisetheage.eaction.org.uk/vote

sแดœแด˜แด‡ส€ แด›แด  (@supertv247) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Adam is 100% valid because what do you MEAN Jimmy just wanted to go home so waited until he knew his actions would ELIMINATE SOMEONE ELSE?! And he knowingly chose Adam. Absurd but Iโ€™m living for the most drama this show has delivered in 12 years #ImACeleb

Rae (@ragefighthouse) 's Twitter Profile Photo

โ€˜She was up until 3am on her phoneโ€™ โ€˜I canโ€™t get that phone away from himโ€™ โ€˜Itโ€™s all these things heโ€™s seeing onlineโ€™ โ€˜Sheโ€™s always on social mediaโ€™ YOU ARE THE PARENT. YOU. ARE. THE. PARENT.

Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you're always running late for everything, it's not a funny quirk. It's annoying as fuck, and people who can stick to a time think you're a selfish twat.

๐ŸŒน (@ynqurei) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm an eldest daughter which means I'm automatically irritated by your incompetence because l was never given room to be imcompetent. I won't be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

๐ŸŽ— Kerry ๐ŸŽ— (@alouderkiwi91) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Cheryl being remotely online in any capacity and sharing even the slightest insight into her life just put me in the best mood I'm rly never getting off this train ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Adam (@adamjoseph____) 's Twitter Profile Photo

That's a stonewall penalty for Everton. Bernardo Silva is holding Merlin Rรถhl & drags him to the ground. x.com/NEWMedia90/staโ€ฆ

Liam Joe (@ljoe140404) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you're a United fan, wanting City to win the league just because a few Arsenal fans annoy you then I seriously question your mind set! Got zero time for Arsenal but I'd rather them win it over that lot every fucking year!

๐ŸŽ— Kerry ๐ŸŽ— (@alouderkiwi91) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Corrupt as FUCK. Everyone knows he's in City's pockets. Imagine the media outcry if a Premier League referee was flown to Dubai by United's owners to referee one of their games???? Fucking makes me fume.

๐ŸŽ— Kerry ๐ŸŽ— (@alouderkiwi91) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Had a REALLY bad day at work, came home and put on a super violent series to relax and it's working, someone explain what's wrong with me please.