There’s a war on Christmas? They hiring?

don’t let employment get in the way of objectifying your boss.

the weather outside is baffling, and people out here are trifling. or however the carol goes

[ at the end of the day it’s just you and that one colleague you have unresolved sexual tension with. ]

is insane sex the only option y’all are giving me, or.

[ her reflexes dictate her hand to whip the flimsy note from air, not yet concerned about where it was from. until she unfurls it, that is. ]

you’re better off saying it to her straight then.

my thoughts on a relationship is that I just don’t want somebody in my house.

Which way modern man? The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman, OR The Nietzschean pro-sex, pro-beauty large breasted woman?

|| yes I know that meme died a month ago. alas it was in my drafts

Killer Summer ☀️

Man… everything’s an existential threat to end all threats these days. I’d find kicking rocks more thrilling.

|| monkey’s paw fr. wished so hard for a marisa alt but alas… my girl looks good tho

|| haven’t been on this account for so long I forgot to update my age dfsndkshsh. god

Folks think it’s the heat that gets you the desert. It’s everything else that’ll make you a feast for crows.

It’s just that there’s a grand total of 4 dateable people in Jehanna and 3 of them are my coworkers and a smash or pass would be disastrous. I’ll refrain.

the yearning has reached jehanna, princess of renais.