it's actually your civic duty to share Ursula le Guin's casually devastating, icily astute take down of the harry potter novels whenever you see it

they should film white lotus season 3 at the wisconsin dells

If you're new to bird watching, start with me. I'm pretty easy to spot!

drinking alcohol in the airport feels right

seeing a lot of sandals out there today. it’s pretty cold out, it’s okay to wear socks

stood up by my therapist

sad colin farrell makes me want to cry

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

i have enough mental bandwidth to open grindr but not enough to reply to a message

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

I need the entire airport security staff to be obsessed with how swift and low maintenance I am

hair so soft today, shame no one got to feel it 😏

not including this in the long thread bc it's not transphobic: this is maybe the most insightful, self-aware statement I've ever seen from a cis person on this subject

cock coca cola björk vs pussy pepsi sandra oh

manifesting being in a social mood

everyone at the bank is complimenting me and it’s making me blush

in my novella era

I wish gay people set each other up with their friends more. It feels more organic I think that the apps.