He held his hand out to shake, trying his best to give a smile. "Huntsman." x.com/inquiringdevia…

//Psh, Huntsman is daddy. Like, in the literal sense since he's someone's dad.// x.com/voyageaequoria…

"This was a thing..... Am I the cool dad, yet?"

"This one is a no brainer, right?"

"Well, I suppose there's always Laurette. She's married but, she is attractive."

"I don't really know who else to say.... Maybe Pandora?"

"I don't think I have anyone else."

"Stop it."

"Fine. I'll just say Sanderson again. Because, she's very attractive."

"Why did you do that?" x.com/oddlybeaut/sta…

"Why am I attracted to you, again?" x.com/inquiringdevia…

"I need to stop being attracted to the crazy ones." x.com/inquiringdevia…

//I want to make both an Epimetheus and a Monster Buddy for •• 𝖀𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖔𝖔𝖓 𝕿𝖜𝖔 •• and ᴷᴿᴬᴷᴱᴺ. Why must I be this way?

"You're not helping me by doing that." x.com/inquiringdevia…

"Should I?" x.com/deepseacharmer…

"That's not really an argument for me giving you attention but, I suppose it made me do it." x.com/deepseacharmer…

He's going to pat Floatsam's head. "How do you do that?" x.com/subtlevalet/st…

Can he flirt with @DeepSeaCharmer? Is that allowed?