OOOoooOooOoooo.. you would like to give up your worthless life for the Zero Mortal Plannn..

It has just occurred to me that I know not how to dance! That wretched, pseudo-god I once called my mentor did not teach me how.

That was.. dreadful.

These morbid, disgusting glasses have shielded my eye for beauty!

I stubbed my divine toe attempting to get into this miserable cove..

Respect the drip

Mortals! Allow me to perform the pulchritudinous act that you all refer to as “ballin’”!

At last, it’s time to celebrate... CHRISTMA-

Listen well!

Yes, you do have some extraordinary dance moves, but all I required were bells..