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He made “N*qqas in Paris” at 42 years of age. Please bffr— he’s just upset that Drake is able to adapt to the times by using Clipse as the example weeks before Iceman drops. His target isn’t just knocking down Nicki— it’s a clear agenda against Drake too.

Klay Thompson you gone pay for these tweets boy I swear to God

Esso on Jay Z saying The Clipse evolved. 'The Clipse evolved? That's wild... what did they evolve to? They still rap about the same thing, maybe in business."

Shits unbelievable

Me: *disables Google home microphone* Me: hey google Google: your microphone is currently disabled Me:

BROWN GIRL GRINDING⭐️ HELLO. I’d love to hear a segment.

Yall know damn well that boy has no bidness on this list 😂😂😂😂. The Ye erasure is crazy

Young Dro verse on Shoulder Lean should be in a museum somewhere

White people after slavery:

I’m really questioning my own resolve 😭😭. Kids got moxie

"Protect black women" til its someone you don't like lmao. Y'all are truly demented.

When it comes to soul food…. Cabbage >> collard greens 💯

Joey is a bitch everyone… as a reminder

Me after applying to JP Morgan 4 times and getting rejected

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer

My wife: Why did you apply for a job at JP Morgan, you’re a plumber. Me:

knicks defense right now